Q. WHAT THE HELL IS SKINNY FAT?
A. Well, it's pretty much a (made up) word that could mean anything related to being both skinny and fat.
Q. Skinny AND fat? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IS THIS SOME SORT OF CONFUSING "CONDITIONAL" LIKE ON STANDARDIZED TESTS??
A. In the book, Skinny-Fat-for-Dummies (also made up), it could be described as when a person is fairly close to their healthy target weight, but has no muscle definition, and has high fat/cholesterol/LDL/glucose/doesn't want to wear sleeveless tops. This sufferer does not exercise, or if so- once every 170 days. The fool also does not follow a nutrition plan, or if so- includes eating anything and everything they want.
Q. BUT IF YOU ARE SKINNY FAT, YOU MUST BE SKINNY.. SO WHY CHANGE?
A. Well, idiot, because I want to live a more healthy life, free from illnesses like high cholesterol, type-2 diabetes, heart disease, hypertension and other jazz... and I want to have a skinny arm in pictures. Sue me.
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